JUST KIDDING^

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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