A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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womens rights

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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