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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Microwave

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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You bumder!

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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