What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Justin beiber..

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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