- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Bob Saget that is all

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

JUST KIDDING^

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