- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Shea's sty....

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Woman's Rights

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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