Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Justin beiber..

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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