- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

a. why? b. because

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

If you were a cactus, why?

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