- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

ask me if im a door yes

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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