- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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