- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

a. why? b. because

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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