- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Who wants water? I do.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What is the difference?

PIED NINNY!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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