- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Who wants $300? Me too.

Skrillex.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Get on the boat.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

And Stephen Hawking said.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??