A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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