A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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