Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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