a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Poop!!

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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