Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I just drank a cola.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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