Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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