Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Women's Rights..

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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