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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

womens rights

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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