The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Obama

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Rick santorum

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

DERP

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

my egg roll

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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