I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Knock knock *open*

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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