- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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