9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A Sloth runs...

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Nick Cannon

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Im gay What about you

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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