- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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National security?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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