Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What would u like to drink?

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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