- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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