- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

guy walks into a bar, ouch

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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