What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

The Holocaust

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

That is so fetch

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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