- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Obama walks into a hospital....

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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