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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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