How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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