What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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I'm homeless.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Peas

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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