How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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test

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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