- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Dumbledore dies.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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