- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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