How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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