- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Good job, son.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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