What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

penis. nuff said.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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