What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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