Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Girls Lacrosse.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Who invented apple? God

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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