Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Gordon Brown smiles.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man walks into a bar

hey justin

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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