There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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