- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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