- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's your guys names?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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