- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's your blood type? Red.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

womens rights.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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