What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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