- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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