- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

boys

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Im gay What about you

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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