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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Women's Rights

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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