A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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