a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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