what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Sarah Palin.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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