- Anti Joke

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I? Everett

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop