- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.