What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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