Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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