Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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