- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did? Yes

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike