- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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