Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why did? Yes

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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