- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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