try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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