Your mom is so nice.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Yo mama so fat.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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