What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Asians.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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