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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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