- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Caramel Boing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

dyslexic's Untie

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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