What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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