- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

So a horse walks into a barn.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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