A chicken walked into the bar...

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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