The Charlotte Bobcats

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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