Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Jersey Shore.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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tommy is retared

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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