- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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