Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

whats worse than gill? nothing

Knock, Knock Who's There

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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