- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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