- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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