- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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