- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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