- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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