- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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