- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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