- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

This is funny.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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