- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Prostitution is bad.......

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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