- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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