Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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