- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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