How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

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