WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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I have an erection My mom!

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call an blank test? an F

justin littleton being sucessful

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