- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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