- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

MySpace.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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