Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I was once a hamster.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Well this is pointless.....

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

I'm Polish.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A black student graduated High School

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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