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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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