- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did Delaware? A coat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

An Englishman walks into a bar.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

this last joke was a correction to the other one

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