Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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