- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Kys

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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