- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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