What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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